El Cactus
Church in Susques

11th Jan 2020
On the road again, after a day off to do laundry, buy camping gas and look over the bike. People here are super friendly. I’m finding that my lack of Spanish, in a land where only a small amount of people speak English, isn’t such a hindrance after all, especially if all the participants in a conversation have been drinking. Sign language, adding an a at the end of nouns, stupid grins and hand gestures, backed up with the occasional reference to Google Translate, all serve to make getting by here actually fairly simple, as long as you don’t want to discuss astrophysics or something.
The road finally seemed to be getting more interesting. For the first time, I realised I had been on the same road since leaving Buenos Aires. This was purely unintentional.
Temperature was 27 degrees, very pleasant, albeit overcast and threatening rain at times. After a few hours I stopped for a break. Like all filling stations so far, this YPF has free wifi. Wikipedia tells me I am following, in sticking to RN9, the “Camino Real del Perú” (Royal Road of Peru). This was once the main road to Peru, heading from Buenos Aires up to the Bolivian border at La Quiaca. In those days, before the railroad took over in the late 19th century, and it’s later demise in the twentieth, there were establishments to feed and water horses and their charges every 30-50km. Three empenadas and a coffee later, it’s time to hit the road. 170 miles done so far, 220 to go. I met a Brazilian parked next to my bike who had obviously recently had a big off in mud, and his radiator was leaking. His bike looked in pretty bad shape, and he was limping. I offered him some laundry soap (I bought a bar the day before). It was a trick I had actually used myself to sela a radiator once, many years ago, but he seemed reluctant to try it. He wasn’t having a good time, and told me he had come off about ten KM from La Quiaca, on Ruta 40, on the very last bit of dirt, in a rainstorm. He was heading for Cordoba, a long way to go on a damaged bike in this weather.
Not long after starting out again, the odometer/speedo stopped working. I found that as I opened the throttle and accelerated, it worked fine. But as soon as I reached cruising speed, or was slowing down, the indicated speed dropped straight back to zero. Sometimes I could play with the throttle to keep it indicating for a while, but that was futile really. So I am now relying on Google Maps for my speed. With the Argentinian sim card in my phone, everything had switched to kilometres, which is just as well. My brain had already slipped comfortably back into kilometres, to match the road signs, and the units of my youth.
At one point I stopped and took the pic above with my phone. About ten minutes later, something hit my leg, and after a quick bit of deduction and a visual check, I realised it must have been my phone. I hadn’t secured it in the phone mount after my photo stop. I hadn’t used the camera as it was inside a dry bag, and not easily available. Duh. I did a U-turn, rode back a few hundred metres, and I saw a guy who had obviously just picked up my phone. He must have scooped it up just before a passing truck reached it, judging by the horn from the truck. When he realised I was coming back for it, he waved it in the air. It didn’t appear to be working, so I think he wasn’t too disappointed I came back for it. I stuck it in my pocket, and the next time I stopped for gas, had a proper look at it. The screen was scratched really badly, a bit missing from one corner, but to my surprised, powered up. I needed to be more careful with my phone….
The next few hours were spent gaining altitude, with large doses of wetness and cold. I had the heated grips on, and a fleece under my jacket, and it really wasn’t much different than riding to work in Manchester, just a lot further. The jacket was a warranty replacement for one I bought that had leaked, and I hoped the replacement didn’t have the same issue. My winter gloves were buried in a bag somewhere, so I had very wet hands in my summer gloves, and I could almost see steam off them as the grips warmed my palms. Temperature dropped to 8 degrees, and it rained for two hours solid, including a torrential downpour with lightning flashes on all sides. When the lightning started, I started looking for shelter, but it was 20 minutes or so before I passed what at the first glimpse in my peripheral vision looked like a shop. I almost missed it in the rain. A quick U-turn, and I took shelter under an awning, next to a building that turned out to be an MC’s clubhouse, in the middle of nowhere. I walked across and knocked on the door, with visions of a warm room with beer and a fire, fellow bikers welcoming me in from the storm while feeding me Alpaca steaks. No-one was home. The large sign outside read “Resto Bar Chez Didierm Parrilla” just above where it said Inca Riders. I was pretty sure that resto bar probably meant restaurant/bar, but boredom and Google Translate and Wikipedia soon told me that parrilla was the Spanish word for torture using electric shock. Maybe they cook alpacas by electrocuting them, using the lightning from storms like the one raging around me, chanting as you watch. Maybe it just as well no-one was home.
Inca Riders Parrilla
I came out of the rain into a sunny patch for a while, and then raced a storm front for the last 40km. The sky was black in the mirrors. I got to La Quica at about 6pm, after 10 hours on the road. I had decided earlier to try get to La Quica in one go, 625km (390 miles), partly because of the weather, and partly because it’s where the interesting stuff starts. In retrospect, probably a stupid idea, as I had now ridden from 1328 feet (420m) altitude to 11,293 ft (3442mt) in one day. I had read enough mountaineering books to know about altitude sickness. Temperature today ranged from 34 degrees to 8 degrees. Scenery varied from flat straight stuff, to twisty green rolling hills, to river valleys that look like images I have seen of Afghanistan. Througout the day, loads of police checkpoints, but I was been waved through every single one. I had been following RN9 for 1979km, completing a transit of a road I hadn’t been consciously trying to follow.
I stopped and took the obligatory picture by the sign saying 5121km to Ushuaia, then had a quick look for a hostel on iOverlander. The Copacaban Hostel proved to be both cheap and comfortable. I rode my bike through reception to park it in an adobe courtyard right outside my room.
All south from here….
There was a very different feel to the country here, the locals all being descendants of the Incas, and it feels like a very olde worlde type of place, in spite of the modern breeze block buildings.
In the hostel, I met two Argentinian bikers, Ricardo and Samuel. They are on a week long trip from their home in Misiones. Tomorrow they are heading for Cafayate, but not via Ruta 40. They knew of a local restaurant, so we walked there in the gathering dusk. The altitude was palpable. You couldn’t walk quickly without getting out of breath, and it felt like walking on a planet with more gravity. Over dinner, Ricardo and Samuel tried to persuade me to join them. They seemed to think I was nuts to be going on Ruta 40 tomorrow, on my own. “Ripio, ripio!” they warned me. Ripio seems a particularly nasty sounding word for dirt roads, imo. Later in the trip, I started wondering if the sound of the word itself discourages some Spanish speaking riders to venture onto dirt. To be fair, Samuel was on a road bike, and he was planning a bit of dirt down in the salt flats. The local restaurant had a mixed grill, which included black pudding, steak, kidneys, chicken and tripe (yuk). It was actually I nice enough meal, and great company, but I was very tired and could feel a headache coming on. I was also still wondering if riding on dirt really is like riding a bicycle…..
“Ripio, ripio….” Dinner with Ricardo and Samuel. Pic courtesy of Ricardo Werle.
So Ruta 40 starts here. But no more rushing, I am going to slow it right down, I think, take more pictures, see more stuff. The weather might be dodgy tomorrow, and next 725 km is dirt, so I have no plans beyond getting to Santa Catalina tomorrow, which is only 39 miles away. Plus I can definitely feel the effects of the 3442 metres, or 11300 feet, of altitude. Or maybe it’s the beer….
A video of my first day on Ruta 40
9th-10th Jan 2020
I ended up waking up around 10 am. I’d been bitten by bedbugs, and hadn’t slept very well. I ended up leaving town around 11:30, after the obligatory breakfast of toast and jam in the hotel restaurant. I set off, unsure how far I was going to ride that day. At one point, I kept hearing a squeaking noise at low speed. Getting paranoid about wheel bearings, I’ stopped, put the bike on the centre stand and spun the back wheel, but all seemed OK. However, on finding out there was a Royal Enfield Dealer in Yerba Buena while consulting Google during a fuel and drink stop, combined with the thought of a shorter day, I decided to head to Yerba Buena. The interesting sounding name of the place (Yerba is the herb used to make mate tea) made up my mind. Of course, the squeaking noise could have been the heat, tiredness, and the hypnotic effect of 200 miles of straight road, distorting my senses. At one point, going through some scrubby salt flats, I saw a guy waving a huge snake at me.
1000km done
When I turned off route 9 towards Yerba Buena, on to RP321, everything instantly changed. Hills. Green stuff that wasn’t spiky. Trees. I hadn’t seen a tree for ages. So I parked under what I guess was some type of eucalyptus, took off my jacket, took a pic, then rode off. 10 minutes, later, I realised I had left my Camelback under a tree. When I got back there, identifying the exact spot from the photo I had taken there, it was gone. Shit. I headed in to Yerba Buena to look for a hostel. I found the Pura Vida Mae hostel on iOverlander. It wasn’t that cheap, but I got an air conditioned room in a very cool hostel. I neede a shower, and decided to leave Royal Enfield for the next day. The hostel told me of a shop in Tucuman that sold camping equipment, so I decided to go and find a new Camelabak too. I dropped off some laundy at a nearby laundry, ate a milanesa, and went to bed.
10th Jan 2020
After a really good sleep, I realised that by the time I had done everything I needed, it would be too late to get very far. I checked in for another night. I rode to the Royal Enfield dealer. It turned out to be a brand new dealer, open less than a week. They hadn’t yet got the workshop going, but after a conversation with two of the employees, and a play with the wheel, we all decided it was ok. I dajusted the chain and lubed it, and asked them if they knew anywhere that I could change US Dollars. They phoned a businessman they knew. He could change some money for me. One of the guys jumped on another Himalayan, and I followed him down to a big car dealership in Tucuman itself. The guy they introduced me to changed 200 dollars for me. I wish I’d changed more, because I never got such a good rate again.
Then I headed to a huge camping store in the city, Canigo. They also sell guns. Lots of guns. And knives, machetes; in fact, I wouldn’t have been surprised if they sold garottes. I bought a very capable looking hydration pack made by an Argentinian company called Waterdog. It looks the dogs bollocks, and is an improvement both design and functionality than the item it replaced. I also needed a spare gas cylinder, which they didn’t have in stock, but they sent me round the corner to a shop owned by a manic biker who chewed a huge wad of coca leaves while he rooted around for the one gas cylinder he had in stock. While there, Miguel phoned a friend of his who was riding to Cafayate the next day. Germán Guntern has ridden round the world on his BMW. I chatted to him for quite a while, and he asked me about my trip. He invited me to join him the next day, but I wanted to head for La Quica, and the start of Ruta 40. I would reach Cafayate about a week later.
Back at the hostel, I wandered to a local bar and ate empenadas for the first time (3 helpings, plus a beer, which here is served in litre bottles). When I got back to the hostel, it started raining. I stood outside in the rain for a while, enjoying the coolness of it. After plugging battery chargers in, it was time to sleep.
7th Jan 2020
The flight to Buenos Aires turned ou to be very pleasant, after nearly missing the connection in LHR due to a delay out of Manchester. When I got on the B777 (still my favourite aircraft ever) I had 3 seats to myself, and slept about 8 hours. It’s actually probably he longest I’d ever slept on a ‘plane. As I had no checked in luggage, after an hour or so in a queue for immigration, I wandered out of the airport. A few hundred metres away I could see the gas station where I had arranged to meet Sandra and Xavier, of Dakar Motos. After a quick coffe, some instructions from Sandra just to smile all the time and leave things to her, we set off to get my bike, which had arrived the day before via Mexico City. I was actually feeling pretty ok for the 4 hours trudging around offices, signing bits of paper in front of bored looking people with computers, before picking up the bike. And, of course, people demanding money for all sorts of regulatory forms. I even had to pay for a copy of the waybill, despite already having one; they would only stamp the one that they provided. Luckily, Sandra is very experienced at importing bikes; I definitely wouldn’t like to try that without local help. Four hours later, after refitting the screen, connecting the battery, and strapping everything to the bike, I said goodbye to a Sandra and Xavier, and set off for the B&B I had booked through booking.com. I could tell that Xavier was somewhat sceptical of my ambitions. I suspect he thought I didn’t really know what I was doing. My bike was overloaded, I had told him I’d not ridden on dirt for thirty years, and I was an overweight 59 year old. on a cheap bike loaded with budget gear. I guess I can’t blame him for looking a bit sceptical.
I really lucked out on my choice of B and B in Buenos Aires. Federico is a really good host. For a small fee he even cooked me dinner, and we drank a few beers in the garden before I crashed out for the night. While at his house, I also decided to change the number plate fixing bolts; Itchy Boots lost her number plate somewhere in Argentina, and I didn’t want to lose mine. Federico had a few old bolts lying around that fitted, so that would hopefully be one less thing that could go wrong on the trip.
First day on the road today ended up being 369 miles of motorway, RN9 (Ruta Nacional 9 (I will include the road(s) I was on in the title of each days blog). It was a hot day, with the temperature up to 33 degrees by the time I reached Rosario. Luckily the bike turned out be pretty comfortable; my longest trip on it previous to this had been from London to Manchester. It seemed to like cruising at 5200 RPM, which gave me just under 70mph indicated on the speedometer. At this point, I was still thinking in miles. On the way to Rosario, I found that some tolls on motorways don’t charge for motorcycles, and some do. The clue is in the signs, though at one toll booth I followed a guy in a moped through a gap in a fence beside the road, and realised too late that he’d probably actually just diverted to avoid paying. I worried about it for a km or two, but when I saw no lights and heard no sirens, I thought I’d got away with it. I stopped for a coffee and to try to get my music working, but in fact it never worked for the entire trip.
I dropped in at the Royal Enfield dealer in Rosario, to get spare oil and chain lube if they had it. It was siesta time when I arrived, so the only guy there was asleep; but he heard the bike, and opened up the shop. He was really happy to meet me, and, even though his English was as bad as my Spanish, we had some sort of conversation. Then he sent me to their workshop, just across the road, where a cool young dude called Nihuel showed me round the workshop, and offered me a free service, which I didn’t need as the bike had only done 200 miles since the last one (courtesy of Bolton Motorcycles). Miguel then gave me a litre of oil and a can of chain lube. It’s fantastic, and perhaps unique nowadays, that Royal Enfield dealers everywhere seem very proud of their product.
After leaving Rosario, I decided to get as many motorway miles behind me before it was time to camp. I stopped for the night at Villa Maria, a quiet little town halfway between Rosario and Cordoba. I had three options from iOverlander for camping. The first choice was a good one, Parador Villa Maria, a very quiet campsite outside town, with only two other guests. However, I found out later I had undoubtedly been ripped off. It turned out to be the most expensive nights camping of the entire trip. The campsite was run by a very drunk couple who kept coming over to my tent to babble incoherently in Spanish at me. I’d been trying to learn a bit of Spanish before the trip, using an app called Duolingo, but it certainly hadn’t got me anywhere near understanding drunk Argentinians. I took a walk to the local shop, and discovered there is a hefty deposit on the litre bottles of beer. I drank one there and then, and took another back to the campsite with me. Luckily the drunk couple had disappeared, and I could hear then arguing somewhere in the main building, which was completely empty and partly derelict. After a shower in a bare breeze block room in the main building, I cooked some pasta, climbed into my sleeping bag, and fell asleep quite quickly, pretty content with my first day on the road.
Campsite in Rosario